{"id":184,"date":"2010-12-20T15:17:02","date_gmt":"2010-12-20T20:17:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ericstechblog.com\/index.php\/2010\/12\/20\/apple-ipad-screen-protectors-just-dont\/"},"modified":"2010-12-20T17:09:14","modified_gmt":"2010-12-20T22:09:14","slug":"apple-ipad-screen-protectors-just-dont","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ericstechblog.com\/index.php\/2010\/12\/20\/apple-ipad-screen-protectors-just-dont\/","title":{"rendered":"Apple iPad Screen Protectors – Just Don’t"},"content":{"rendered":"

Seriously. Have you tried one? There\u2019s reason why they come in 3-packs. By your third attempt you feel like the universe is out to get you \u2013 like you\u2019ve been punked.<\/p>\n

Remember the sliver of hyperspace where orphan socks end up? During the attempt to install one of these screen protectors, the lint from those lost socks is retrieved from hyperspace and appears on the iPad screen as you are affixing the sticky protector.<\/p>\n

All is lost, unless you don\u2019t mind the large bubbles that appear around the microscopic lint particles.<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve attached a picture of my sorrowful attempt.<\/p>\n

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Seriously. Have you tried one? There\u2019s reason why they come in 3-packs. By your third attempt you feel like the universe is out to get you \u2013 like you\u2019ve been punked. Remember the sliver of hyperspace where orphan socks end up? During the attempt to install one of these screen …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-going-paperless","category-slates-for-work"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2gH3K-2Y","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ericstechblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ericstechblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ericstechblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericstechblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericstechblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=184"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericstechblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":188,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericstechblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184\/revisions\/188"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ericstechblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericstechblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericstechblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}